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White Family (SoftBank) CM #023. “Senior Class: Otou-san Yells” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

White Family (SoftBank) CM #023. “Senior Class: Otou-san Yells” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

#023.
「3年犬組(父吠える)」篇
“Senior Class: Otou-san Yells”

うそじゃねー。
I’m not lying!
ありえねーだろ。
As if there’s any way that’s true!
やめなさいよ
Stop fighting!
だってこいつはソフトバンクがすごい学割始めるんだっていうんだ
This guy’s saying that SoftBank’s got some awesome, new student discount plan going on.
うそじゃねぇよ
Because it’s true!
先生
Sensei!
喧嘩はやめろ!
Cease this fighting right now!
犬のいうことなんか聞けるか
As if I’m gonna to listen to some dog.
先生になんてこというの。
How dare you speak to our teacher like that?
だって、犬は犬でしょう。
What? He’s still just a dog.
見た目で決めるな
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
じゃ、なにで決めるんですか
How am I suppose to judge you then?
心の目だ
Use your heart.
心の目?
My heart?
先生!
Sensei!
先生!!
Sensei!
先生!!!
Sensei!
喝ーッ!
また吠えちゃったの?
Don’t tell me, you yelled out of nowhere again?
吠えちゃった
That I did.

*T/N: A bit difficult to translate that line that Otou-san yells at the end. More context here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katsu_(Zen)


The White Family (白戸家) is an advertising campaign by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. which features a white Hokkaido inu, Otou-san, as the father of a household.

More information about it can be read here:

Otosan, Japan’s top dog