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White Family (SoftBank) CM #079. “Ryouma Wannabe” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

White Family (SoftBank) CM #079. “Ryouma Wannabe” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

#79.
「龍馬かぶれ」篇
“Ryouma Wannabe”

Script:

「会ってみたかったな、龍馬という男に」
I wanted to meet him… Ryouma…
「はい」
Me too.
「あっ、お父さん、あそこ!」
Ah! Father, over there!
「龍馬!?」
Ryouma?!
「私?」
Who, me?
「なんだ龍馬かぶれか」
Oh what, it’s just some wannabe Ryouma.
「ハッハッハッハッ、男はみんな龍馬かぶれです」
Hahahaha. There isn’t a man in this world who doesn’t want to be Ryouma.
「そうだな」
That’s true.
「この太平洋の向こう、アメリカ国あり!バージニア州に生まれたるジョージワシントンは 己の知恵と才覚のみで」
On the other side of this Pacific Ocean lies America! Where, in the state of Virginia, the great George Washington was born. A man of indomitable wisdom and wit-
「ファ~」
[Yawn]
「話聞いてます?」
Hey, are you listening?
「聞いてるか?」
Did you get all that?
「聞いてませんでした」
I did not hear about this.
「何この写真?」
What’s with these pictures?


The White Family (白戸家) is an advertising campaign by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. which features a white Hokkaido inu, Otou-san, as the father of a household.

More information about it can be read here:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2012/04/29/general/otosan-japans-top-dog