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White Family (SoftBank) CM #122. “Guts-sensei” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

White Family (SoftBank) CM #122. “Guts-sensei” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

#122.
「ガッツ先生」篇
“Guts-sensei”

Script:

礼!
Bow!
読んでみろ
Someone, give this a read.
ただより高いものはない
“There’s nothing more expensive than getting something for free.”
何言ってんの
What are you talking about?
えっ?
Huh?
ただが一番安いでしょ。四角だよ四角。ただより四角いものはない
“Free” by definition is the complete opposite of expensive. It’s “square.” “Square!” “There’s nothing more square than free.”
たしかに四角だ
The Chinese character for “free” certainly is square.
意味はわからない。
You lot just don’t get it, do you?
授業終わり
Class dismissed.
もう終わり!?
It’s over already?!
素晴らしい…
How brilliant…
太蔵?
Taizou?!
大丈夫かお前?
Are you alright, you?
もう少し考えて生きな…
Try to be a little less impressed, huh?
私も学生に戻ろうかしら
I wonder if I should re-enroll too.
学生3年無料だしね
Students get three years of free basic service after all.


The White Family (白戸家) is an advertising campaign by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. which features a white Hokkaido inu, Otou-san, as the father of a household.

More information about it can be read here:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2012/04/29/general/otosan-japans-top-dog