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White Family (SoftBank) CM #129. “Parent-Child Dodgeball” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

White Family (SoftBank) CM #129. “Parent-Child Dodgeball” Japanese CM [with English subtitles]

#129.
「親子でドッジボール」篇
“Parent-Child Dodgeball”

Script:

お小遣い、値上げ!
How’s this for lowering my allowance!
ニンジン残すな!
Eat your damn vegetables!
チルドレンって言うな!
Stop calling us kids!
学生は勉強しろ!
Students should be studying!
学生だけ3年無料、ずるいッ!
It’s not fair that only students get three years of free service!
家族も2年無料じゃないか!
Families get two years free too by extension!
あんた、何歳!?
You! Just how old are you anyway?!
58!
58!
けっこうイッてのねぇ!
You’re hanging on there pretty well, aren’t ya?
うるさいッ!
Be quiet!


The White Family (白戸家) is an advertising campaign by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. which features a white Hokkaido inu, Otou-san, as the father of a household.

More information about it can be read here:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2012/04/29/general/otosan-japans-top-dog